Current releases available (all are cassettes, except where
Love, Execution Style
The Gosh Guys
Butter Cheese and the Impurities
Krebnar Imparts His Gems of Wisdom
Pop music, let's go! This album features twelve top-notch synth-pop
songs with both sentiment and silliness, crafted with an attention to detail
by Tim Burt and Robey Pointer. A must for electropop lovers.
This CD also contains two bonus EPs: How to
Improve Distance and Accuracy by Butter Cheese and the Impurities and
Lullaby by Love, Execution Style. The former
is crazed and confusing, the latter is warm and soothing. All three
releases on one compact disc for just $7!
FEVERED PENGUIN: Scouts in Bondage
It's the brand new tape from Fevered Penguin, and shooooo, it is FUNKY, bro. Pornographic
movies wish they had soundtrack music as stimulating as this album. It is
crazy good. You've got twenty-eight songs of the highest quality wackiness
available, with tracks like "Bandit's Not Gay" and "Festa Lesbica". 60
minutes for four American dollahs.
FEVERED PENGUIN: The Early Works
Looking at baby pictures is totally fun, since
everyone looks so chunky and deformed. Well, now you can glimpse at the infant
stages of Fevered Penguin on this tape, and it is pretty darn hilarious. Make
jolly noises at "Ska Transvestite," head-bang to the original version of
"Ninja the Violent Sorcerer," and groove to "Dr. Funk". This 60 minute
tape costs $4.
FEVERED PENGUIN: The Album With The Children Dancing
Come, hither, and let Fevered Penguin's tunes
envelope you like honey mustard in a jacuzzi full of elfin folk. Whether they.
re rockin. away like crack-hepped bunnies, crooning about breakfast cereal, or
whispering sweet nothings, they. ll make you laugh...they. ll make you
cry...and most of all, they. ll make you think. Uhm...no. $4 will buy you 60
minutes of pure nuttiness.
DEAD DOG: Crap Artist
It's the cassette of
1996! Why? Well, his backing band is composed of stuffed dinosaurs. He's got a
4-track and he knows how to use it. And he can write a tune that will whup
your sorry ass. It's beyond "old school"...it's beyond "new wave"...and to be
honest, it's pretty darn tasty. Take his guitar, keyboard, and brave voice and
you've got yourself a little piece of heaven, beh-beh. 45 minutes and complete
lyrics for $4!
DEAD DOG: The Dead Dog T-Shirt
Designed by Matt Sims, this shirt features a little boy wearing a Dead
Dog t-shirt, holding a toy car and a severed foot. Colorful, disturbing,
cute. Would you expect less from us? 100% cotton tee, Large size - $9!
LOVE, EXECUTION STYLE: One-time Pad
Three years in the making, and boy does it sound like it.
From the glorious barrage of violins, trumpets, and ukuleles on the opening
song, "Another Weekend in an Empty Hotel," to the wistfully resonating
wine glasses that close the album on "Farewell," this is by far the band's
most ambitious and satisfying album yet. It's about many of the unpleasant
things in life - adultery, alcoholism, dental mishaps, animal cruelty,
insomnia, awkward break-ups, and self-destruction, for starters - all delivered
with intricate rhymes and rhythms. Plus, you get eight bonus songs
and incredible packaging. This album is guaranteed to knock your
socks off, and if you are barefoot, then your feet will explode.
60 minutes on compact disc for just $7!
LOVE, EXECUTION STYLE: Nameless
Happy sad, are you feelin' good or feelin' bad? Feelin' real bad!
This is the band's fifth album, stuffed with depressing pop songs that
border on the ridiculous. They polarize pop music, cooing you with
extreme cuteness or heart-wrenching devastation. Rich instrumentation,
ear-worm melodies, and memorable lyrics will make you a believer.
68 minutes - compact disc for $7!
LOVE, EXECUTION STYLE: Juniper
This is the first CD release on Gleet & Gumma, and it will not disappoint.
It's all over the place, musically, with pop tunes with a million hooks,
happenin' dance tracks, mind-scarring ear-damaging songs, and so much more.
There's something for everyone here, and you'll grow to love it all.
60 minutes - compact disc for $7.
LOVE, EXECUTION STYLE: Lullaby
See "LIMEBOY: Epoch" above.
LOVE, EXECUTION STYLE: Back Catalog/Dead
Two...two...two albums in one! The first is a
compilation of their out of print and hard to find singles; songs that are
devastatingly joyful and delicately torturous. The second is a soundtrack
album with instrumental weirdness that has few rivals today; it includes movie
dialogue, so you can try to piece together the film's plot if you don't have
the chance to see it. You will never guess what happens to Krebnar, the
lovable space monkey. 90 minutes, color cover - a steal at $4.
LOVE, EXECUTION STYLE: The Love, Execution Style
Oh no! Melissa Joan Hart has become possessed by a strange Frosted Cheerios
demon! Witness this phenomenon on this beautiful full color t-shirt, bearing
the slogan "Makes your mouth a tingling wonderland." If that isn't
the understatement of the year... 100% cotton tee, Large size - just $9!
LOVE, EXECUTION STYLE: The Love, Execution Style
If you're feeling old and decrepit, just put this shirt on, by gum.
It features the oh-so-twee "cute girl" design from the cover of Back
Catalog. Hooray for
everything! It says "Love, Execution Style is DELIGHTFUL!" and we all
agree. 100% cotton tee, Large size - only $8!
LOVE, EXECUTION STYLE: Alpaca
Dead Dog said of this album: "It's like the soundtrack to a movie you don't
want to see." No wonder the folks at Gleet and Gumma dig 'em! Love, Execution
Style create extremely warped, twisted, and disorienting music that eats
away at your muscle tissue. Their mostly instrumental debut, Alpaca, is 90 minutes
(including the 45 minute mind-bending title track), has a neeto color cover,
and is only $4.
THE GOSH GUYS: Teaching The Evil
Robot How To Love
Between shifts at Fingerhut, Dead Dog and Slender
Fungus conceived most of this album in July '93. Mainly recorded direct to
two-track, this is the Gosh Guys at their peak, with songs like "Stir-fry My
Pancreas", "Jesus in a Jar", and "Paramedic Elf". This is our best selling
cassette, and for good reason. 60 minutes, complete lyrics, and color cover
for only $5!
THE GOSH GUYS: Dance, Boy, Dance! 1987-1994
It's a look back at all those painful memories of
high school, adhesives, and Buddhist meditation instruments. Contains the best
of the Gosh Guys' first five cassettes, live tracks, re-workings of classic
Gosh Guys songs, and several spankin' new tunes. It has 51 songs, clocks in at
90 minutes, has a cool full-color cover, and is a mere $5.
VARIOUS ARTISTS: Thurtene - A Tribute To 4AD
The Gosh Guys on a compact disc? Heck, yeah! They contribute a cover of
the Pixies tune "Where Is My Mind?" for this CD, alongside 12 other nifty
4AD covers by bands like The Moon Seven Times, Tel Basta, Hover, and Orange.
Lauded by Alternative Press magazine! Order one from us for $9.
BUTTER CHEESE AND THE IMPURITIES: How
to Improve Distance and Accuracy
See "LIMEBOY: Epoch" above.
The Krebnar Imparts
His Gems of Wisdom T-Shirt
Show the world that you follow the teachings of a
lovable space monkey. This shirt is quite rad, featuring the "smokin'
monkey" design from the classic first issue. Everyone knows this monkey
is SUPER-BAD and it says so right on the shirt. 100% cotton tee, Large
size only - only $8!
Customers who buy package deals will be treated with a surprise or two. We've
given out a Today sponge, postcards and original artwork, discontinued flavors
of Kool-Aid, and a black 36C brassiere to people in the past, so who knows
what you'll get! Plus, you'll get lots of krazy music!
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